he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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