So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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