Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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