I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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