So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
barbara walters just said penis...
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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