It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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