Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
My legs feel like baby dolphins
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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