well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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