Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
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