What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Vodka?
Forever.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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