oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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