bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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