John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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