Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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