just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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