at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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