garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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