I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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