ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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