Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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