I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
did i just pee glitter
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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