Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She just used a chaser for red wine.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Randomize
