dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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