Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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