Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
The maid of honor just puked.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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