I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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