doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
This baby is an asshole
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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