I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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