This is not my ceiling
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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