Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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