Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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