so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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