At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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