I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
honey bunches of taint.
I wish you could order shots online.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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