ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He felt like a one man threesome
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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