i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
my liver is dry heaving
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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