do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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