just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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