Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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