a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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