508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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