I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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