Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Actions speak louder than pants.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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