Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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