Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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