So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Sext me about skeletons
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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