the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I party with great urgency now.
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