she was so not down for the gang bang
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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