Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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