i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Dick very happy bro
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