HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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