if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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