For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
