about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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